10 Dog Tweets that Will Make your Heart Melt

Updated On: Thursday, July 2, 2026 08:46:21 AM America/Los_Angeles

1. To think there was a whole empty seat in front of him and he could have pet her if he wanted to! Now she’s just the one that got away…

Screenshot of a funny dog tweet: a smiling corgi peeks over a train seat.

2. This dog is an entrepreneur and a visionary, and she deserves all of the pets. All of them. She should take her business model to Shark Tank. 

Funny dog tweet screenshot: a golden retriever walking a train aisle to greet passengers.

3. RUFFMEO: With love's light wings did I o'er-perch this flora festooned fence; For wooden limits cannot hold love out!

Screenshot of a funny dog tweet where a leashed Labrador meets a husky over a hedge.

4. This is my personal favorite kind of donut hole. They’re furry, cute, give kisses, and have absolutely zero calories!

Funny dog tweet showing a dog wearing a sprinkle donut pillow around its neck.

5. The fact that this dog was crying because he couldn’t see his mom, and not because he’s high up in that shower shelf should tell you a lot about his priorities. That’s a brave, loyal little pup!

Fluffy white puppy perched on a shower caddy shelf in one of many funny dog tweets.

6. Shhh, don’t judge him. He made a new friend! Though, maybe he should steer clear of the slimy ones- they’re sure to get him in trouble.

Viral tweet with two photos of a black and white dog wearing a snail on its head.

7. Literally us at every party. Socialization, whomst? We don’t know her! (Unless it’s with the host’s dog, obviously.)

Funny dog tweet showing a person sitting on the floor to pet a dog at a party.

8. Now, that’s what I call a religious dogma! I guess it really is true when they say that all dogs go to Heaven- this one obviously has a golden ticket!

Pomeranian dressed in a tiny pope costume on a table, from a funny dog tweet.

9. I don’t know about you, but my favorite book about a (good) boy wizard is Hairy Barker and the DoggieLawn of Secrets. You’ll never guess who the heir of Slytherwoof is!

Golden Labrador dressed as Harry Potter in glasses and robe, one of several funny dog tweets.

10. Butter can have all of my leftovers, every squeaky toy in the world, and my space on the bed. It’s okay, I’ll sleep on the floor. 

Long-haired dachshund puppy on patterned pillows, featured in a funny dog tweet by WeRateDogs.